i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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