called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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