absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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