This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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