Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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