is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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