I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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