Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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