last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
