I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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