I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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