What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my shit smells like andre
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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