Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize