I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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