He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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