I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
