dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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