You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
why is half of my head shaved?
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