Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
North Korea, Best Korea!
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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