White coat. Heels.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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