used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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