but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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