I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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