You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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