It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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