spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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