UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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