yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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