I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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