If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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