I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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