Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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