Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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