if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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