I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
