You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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