Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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