The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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