He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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