I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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