i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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