i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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either way he was missing a nipple.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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