I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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