I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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