Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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