would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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