Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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