pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday