But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.