Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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