I just threw up on my dentist
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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