He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
