everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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