Buhtt sex?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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