My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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