1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT