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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.

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  Gonna go for any of them?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.

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  That d should have definitely been an s.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.

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• (323): View more from California

  Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.

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